When & Where
Here's where you'll find all the important stuff — when it's happening, where to show up, and how to make sure you don't miss the moment we officially stop being the world's longest engagement story.
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Wedding Itinerary
It was absolutely crucial that we get hitched by the river—because, you know, why not make a lifetime commitment with a killer view? Luckily, our amazing neighbors have generously let us hijack their beautiful beach right on The Current for the ceremony.
Thanks, neighbors—you're basically the MVPs of this wedding!
1:00 pm
Check-In
First things first—check-in will be at our place! Park your car on the property, stretch your legs, and get ready to kick off this celebration in style. We'll have everything ready for the quick ride to the wedding site, so you can sit back, relax, and let us handle the rest.
741 Ripley U-1A
Doniphan, MO 63935
1:30 pm
It's Go Time!
The ceremony will take place at our neighbors' stunning beach right on The Current—and we couldn't be more excited. Think: riverside views, good vibes, and a whole lot of love in the air. We promise you won't want to miss it (especially if you've been waiting 13 years for this moment, like we have)!
2:15 pm
Let the Party Begin!
After the ceremony, we'll be heading back to our place for a super casual family BBQ-style reception. We'll have food, drinks, and plenty of laughs—and yes, there will be chickens, ducks, and geese roaming around (we're all about that farm life!).
For the adventurous types, there's even a gun range on our property for some target practice. So, come ready to relax, and most importantly, come have fun!
This is supposed to be an image of Andy in his nice church clothes...but for now, enjoy our lovely goose, Flora.
Dress Code
Here's the deal—dress for comfort, but with a little flair! We're going for casual, but nice. Think jeans, boots, and a nice shirt (fancy enough for a wedding, but practical enough for farm life).
Keep in mind, the river can get pretty breezy.
Also, as much as we love our chickens, ducks, and geese, they're definitely part of the family—and sometimes their 'decorations' make an appearance on the ground. So, be mindful of where you step (we promise they mean well).
Most importantly, come ready to have fun, get a little dirt on your boots, and enjoy the celebration!